Aqua Teen Hunger Force Last Episode
We all know of the animated tv show called show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Well, at least until it was still called that, now the show has changed its title and lost all humor that it ever had, which was little, but it was still pretty good. Anyways, I myself had forgotten about the show long ago, until recently while surfing the backwaters of the Internet (don’t ask me why).
I had come across a site similar to the pirate bay, though much simpler in context and style. It was a black screen with a bunch of text in white letters, that read such things as tv, books, xxx adult, and games.
Being as extremely bored as I was, I clicked on the link that read tv. I regret that now. Once the link had opened, I scrolled through the list of shows that were available. Most were children’s tv shows, like SpongeBob or Pokemon, but towards the end, I came across a link to Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
I clicked it and two episodes came up. One was the Christmas episode, a funny one I liked it, but I had never heard of the other one. It was called: Aqua Teen Last Episode, Editors Cut. I figured this was a rejected episode, that Adult Swim never bothered to air. I clicked it open and began watching.
The episode began as normal, with the intro coming on as such. But the sound was different. And the characters seemed rather…odd?
Anyways, once the show started up I relaxed a bit and was getting ready to start laughing. The episode opened up at the teens’ house, with Master Shake sitting at his chair, drinking some wine, staring at the camera. I was waiting for something to happen, for him to say something…but, he just kept staring.
I checked to make sure my computer was still fine and it was. I looked back up at the screen,
Shake still sitting there, starting to tear up, and then eventually cry.
The screen then cut to a live-action shot of a puppy in what appeared to be a cage. A man walked towards the creature, petting it at first, then pulling out what looked like a knife. I closed my eyes, I heard high pitched whimpering, and a man yelling, “Quit moving!”
When I looked back up, it was back at the Aqua Teens’ house, but nearest was sitting motionless in his room, blood leaking from what appeared to be his….rear end. It then cut to Fylock, brutally beating Shake with a broomstick, as Shake was yelling, “Oh… I deserve this…”
Frylock started tearing up and then cried. Though his voice was muffled he whispered to Shake, “How could you go that far man…how?” Before Frylock could finish the sentence the screen went blank.
A few seconds later, footage came back on, this time of an elderly woman strapped down to a metal table, and a man approaching her with a pair of pliers. The woman began pleading, bringing up such things such as her grandkids and her pets.
But it was to no avail, as the man began pulling her teeth out with the pliers. There was so much blood, the man then shoved some napkins into her mouth and left, leaving her in so much pain.
I almost vomited. I tried to turn my computer off but it was frozen. I couldn’t help it now so I let a few tears go down.
The screen left the old lady and came back on to black and white images of dead bodies, bodies I would later learn belonged to victims of Jeffrey Dahmer. I couldn’t take it anymore…I tried to turn the damn computer off. But it was fucking stuck!
I was going to contact the police, I knew whatever sick fuck made this needed to be put away, but the screen changed up again.
It went to a man in a gas mask, in a barren desert, crawling around, like an insect, that had been stepped on. He was violently jerking and shaking until he pushed over a stone, and underneath it was a human baby.
The man pulled the baby up to his face and…tucked it into his shirt. The baby was struggling in there, suffocating! Struggling…but the man kept it in there until it stopped moving. Load moans started being emitted from my computer until the screen changed to something else.
It went back to the Aqua Teens, this time for the final time. Shake was dead, no doubt having been killed by Frylock.
Shake was laying face up on the floor, Frylock hovering over him. He whispered one thing, in a demoniacal electronic voice, “I loved you, and you killed our love.”
The door to the Aqua Teens’ house burst open then suddenly, with loud moans coming from nowhere, the house started shaking, and the screen cut to black.
It was over. The computer returned to normal, and I contacted the police shortly after. The cops watched the video and said they would track whoever made the video. Good, I thought the sick fuck would get what was coming to him.
A couple of months later, I read in a newspaper that a convicted pedophile, with a thing for making home movies, had been caught, and was tied directly into the making of the aAqua episode.
However, when questioned about it, the man said he had no idea of the episode, and said he didn’t even know what Aqua Teen Hunger Force was.
However, after watching the episode with the cops, the man gave only one comment. “The thing the Frys said at the end, was what my wife said, after I killed our firstborn son.”
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